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But my Mom says I'm cool – Milhouse

Humble, that's me... Mr. Modesty. When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest. -- Bullwinkle J. Moose

If you've wrecked one train, you've wrecked them all. -- Gomez Addams

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. -- Muhammad Ali, "New York Times," April 6, 1977

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. -- Groucho Marx

Be thankful we're not getting all the Project Management we are paying for. -- Will H. Rogers

That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude. -- Al Haig

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my desk. -- Robert Bloch

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Goethe

I hate that part of the day where I've read all the newsgroups and looked at all the interesting web pages so now it's either just sit here bored or do work. -- Adam Rixey

This morning I took out a comma and this afternoon I put it back again. — Oscar Wilde

When you are in command, command. Admiral Chester Nimitz

Nimitz was nuts. – John Langlois

Get your head out of the gutter, you're blocking my light. -- Anon

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. -- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. -- Mark Twain

I don't do drugs anymore because I find I can get the same effect just by attending this meeting -- Anon

Do not under any circumstances ever take both a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. -- Dave Barry

Captain: "Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I'll BEAT YOU WITH until you realize who's in command." –- Anon

When two elephants fight it is the grass that suffers. -- African Proverb

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn? -- Mort Sahl

It has always been my goal to become supreme ruler of Earth, but lately I've been wondering if you dolts are worthy of my leadership. -- Dogbert

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? -- Will Rogers

If you're enlightened and you know it, clap one hand. - Tom Price

It's not denial... I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. -- Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -- Anon

Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man. -- The Gingerbread Man

What would you do for a klondike bar?
Kill you and take it. -- Anon

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. -- Anon

When everyone is out to get you, paranoia is only good thinking. -- Dr. Johnny Fever

I have had just about all I can take of myself. -- S. N. Behrman

I must apologize for the lack of bloodshed in tonight's program. We shall try to do better next time. -- Alfred Hitchcock

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